So I hear you are interested in a website?
No freakin' way! I totally make websites!!!
I specialize in...uh...Web Design (duh) but that's not all!
Other services I provide are:
Remodeling your old website
Custom business cards
Custom invitations (weddings, showers, parties!)
Updates/maintenance to your brand spanking new website
Need something else that isn't listed here?
Don't be shy to ask!